host: Seungri has something to say! Finally your chance to unleash your fury. He had to take it all in just for being a maknae. He finally opened his mouth. This is the only one i need to be fixed: GD! PLEASE STOP LOVING ME!
GD: uh.. this is a dangerous true story. I was a trainee in YG Family for 6,7 years. And during all those times, i was always the maknae. Me and Taeyang. And finally! a dongseng came in. He was even younger than Daesung and i thought he was so adorable. He’s not that much younger than me, but still. And i have a habit of hugging people when i sleep. So when i sleep with seungri, i cuddle up with him. everywhere i go, i’m holding his hands, and when we eat, i ask him to sit next to me..i care for him.
Seungri: its not that i hate it…i mean he’s one of my favorite hyungs and
Host: you sound so business-like.
GD: I THOUGHT OF YOU AS A FAMILY AND IM JUST “ONE OF THE HYUNGS” TO YOU??? i thought we were a family!!
TOP: yeah family
GD: “one of the hyungs i like”??? it sounds like our relationship purely just a job-relationship
Bae: okay okay, so he’s one of your favorite hyungs, continue.
Bae: maybe he forgot what he was saying
Seungri: so i’m always with him. and once we went into a building linking arms and touching shoulders and touching eachothers’ waists. then we heard the people say, “maybe theyre dating.” when i heard that, i thought, maybe i should back out of this now.. just once! just once. im not saying that i hate him.
host: but all groups have that. Even your sunbaes like GOD came on this show to clear up the rumor that their members were dating.
TOP: I have something to clear up, too!
host: what is it?
TOP: i have a scandal and people think i’m dating my manager..
bae: i thought it was a real thing too
gd: we always say that too. theyre always at han river and coffee shop and movies together. kim jung-geun shi, stop stealing our tabi.
bae: we cant go anywhere without him.
gd: we’re young and we get jealous. once, we were done with a performance and went down the stage, and he only brought one coffee! i was wondering who he’ll give it to. and he didnt even look at us! he went straight to top and said, ‘TOP DRINK.’ i told him, “what about us?” and he said, “i didnt know you drank coffee.” SUCH BLASPHEMY!
top: they dont usually drink anyway
gd: i wanted it then! they were giving each other such loving eyes.
host: how are you going to get out of this?
top: he’s just a hyung i like.
host: ah the classic interview cover-up. he brought it up and now he’s in trouble.
bae: why are you going to han river?
top: we live in a dorm and sometimes i dont know who to tell my personal problems. i dont want to burden my dongsengs cus theyre having their own problems on their own. we’re not dating!
host: yeah dont misunderstand him.
gd: theyre still on the liking stage.
top: just hyung and dongseng.
host: whats the conclusion?
top: just watch us, we have a pretty relationship
gd: we’ll come with good news soon
daesung: lets have some gook-soo (wedding food).
seungri: fans, dont worry. no scandal with girls. just manager
host: manager’s gonna have so many antis.
gd: our manager is really handsome.
host: i think i heard about him. he had an interview, i think.
host: we were talking about gd and seungri, and now we drifted into top’s confession. we didnt even know about this.
gd: maybe he wanted to let people know.
host: have a beautiful relationship.. i guess?
bae: team members will help them.
OKAY THIS WAS SO LONG. although it was actually only like five minutes long. but still. they talk so all at once and non-stop. UGH MY FINGERS.